Do you feel stressed at the very thought of having to speak French?
Do you listen to native speakers and stare in awe, thinking you’ll never talk like that?
Nonsense!
You’ve got lips, a tongue, teeth and a throat, just …
You speak like a French native.
Read faster than light. French light, of course.
You even have flawless French listening comprehension skills.
Your vocabulary is on fleek, and your grammar, simply awesome.
You write like… Wait, you don’t write?
Mon …
Imagine a world without pronouns.
If you wanted to buy an apple, an otherwise simple conversation would sound something like this:
“I want an apple.”
“This apple?”
“No, that apple.”
“That apple is one dollar.”
“Thanks for the apple!”
I …
Imagine waking up one morning in the mood to do some window shopping.
You roll out of bed, get ready, head out the door and stroll to your favorite local shop.
…Only to realize that it’s Christmas, and there’s absolutely …
What lies beyond the veil of mystery?
What secrets?
What unknowns?
Qu’est-ce que c’est ? (What is it?)
Ah, the never-ending stream of questions.
It’s enough to make you run away in frustration.
Don’t let it rattle you, though. We’re …
You’re up late watching your favorite French flick.
All of a sudden, you hear that familiar ping from your phone.
Your date from last week just slid into your messages, asking how you’re doing.
You’re about two notches better …
When you first started studying French, you might have been starstruck.
Quelle belle langue! (What a beautiful language!)
You still love the language, of course. But now you’re starting to feel a little… attaché(e) à la terre (Earthbound).…